The Second Story!!!

Ok so Im bored and lizz has one so I wanna rite won lol it seems fun!

Story~

So meh is sitting on the couch textin dis weird person who ive lk been txting forever O.e, then i see bunny ears i knew it was phila so I said …

Skate~ Hey home skillet

Dreaded bunny~ Hihi

Skate~ Jello

Phila~ WHERE??

Skate~ Next to da squirrel

Phila~ O.O

Then all of a sudden we here screaming comin from the st.

Skate~ wtf?

Phila goes to check and liz is gettin chased by a weird guy who i thought was a hobo

Phila~ Not again …

Skate~ lol again

Liz~ HELP ME !!!!

Skate~ Im not goin out there …..

Phila~ You’re so heplful

Lizz~ HELLO !!!

skate~ hey

lizz~ :O

Then phila gets dreaded bunny on da hobo guy and then i start cussing he starts crying I say

Skate~ Go buy a life on e-bay

Phila~ you can buy a life on e-bay???

Skate~ i think

Lizz~ Bs no u cant

Phila~ Lets chck

We get on e-bay and theres a life for $25

Skate~ HA

Lizz~ Messed up …

Phila~ lol lets buy it

everyboudy is like dis O.O

then peace walks in

Peace~ Why are you guys on e-bay

Skate~ Trying to get a life

Peace~Wait …. what?

then Blaze walks in

Blaze~ E-bay?

Phila~ Get a life

Blaze~ :O

Lizz~ No really you can get a life on e-bay

Peace~ Ikr

Skate~ ebay is awesome …

Ok so everyone drops the ebay thing and we go outside cuz we need air .. Oh yeah me on a skate bord. Oh and mr.smiles shows up

Skate~ Hola Mr.Smiles

Mr.Smiles~ lol hey

Peace hugs mr.smiles

Peace~ Hey soy

Mr.smiles~ hey (he really happy cuz … idk he happy)

Phila~ Hihi Soybeans

Skate~ Why do u call him soy beans ?

Blaze~ Pore dude ..

Mr.smiles~ U hav no idea

Lizz~ Hey skate can I try you’re skatebord??

Skate~ Um sure

Lizz gets on skatebord and she falls

Lizz~ UGH

Skate~ .Trys not to laugh. …… ROFL

Liz~ Can you help me??? 

Skate~ Fine ..

holds lizz up or she wud fall over

Peace~ Shudnt you wear a helmet??

Skate~ It takes the fun away ..

Phila~how??

Skate~ Well I dont cuz it takes the fun away of crashng on you’re ass and hurting like crazy

Blaze~ What??

Mr.Smiles~

Peace~

Lizz~ Smiles in da air

Everyone smiles … then we see da preps …

Skate~ damet ..

Phila~ Reatards

Peace ~they cant be that bad  

Everyone starts cracking up and lol and roflin and that sort of thing …

Im getting bored of writing so lol

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Skate~

Lizz~

Phila~

Peace~

Mabe another mes~

Blaze ( it so dusnt look lk u tho)~

Mr.Smiles~

Randome ones that I just lk~

Next Story ….

Ok so we all went home and yeah and stuff. Next morning I txt everyone one at dawn cus im annoying

Txt 1: Wakey wakey ppl

txt 2: WAKE UP!!!

txt 3: dont make me slap you …

Then they all wake up and txt Tee Hee …

Then we all go up to the Mt.Hood to snowbord and throw snowballs at the skiiers …. TeeHee!

Skate: Can anyboudy at least do a tweek??

Phil: Lol tweet

Peace: a tweek??

Blaze: Sort of (Ill fix it or watevr blaze it u tell me)

Smiles:

Peace: :

Skate: deformed …. O.O

Lizz: Ugh more snow  …

Skate: It loves you!!!! .throws snowball at lizz.

Lizz:: :O

Skate: TeeHee ….

Lizz: .make giant snowball.

Skate: OH SHIT!

Phila: ooooo u cussed

Skate: mabe …

Lizz: throws GIGANTIC SNOWBALL

Skate: :O I look lk a snowman

Everyone has a snowball fight. Peace loses cuz she from da islands Teehee!

Blaze: WOW

Skate: Teehee

Lizz: whats up with all the teehees??

Skate: Its fun

Mr.Smiles look at Mt.

Smiles: Thats a frozen bird ….

Skate: lol put in the oven …

Phila: Graves Bird

Blaze O.O

Peace: OMG U ARE REALLY GONNA COOK THAT BIRD ALIVE???

Skate: its gonna die anyways..

Peace: Really

Skate: No but at least it will be warm

Blaze: lol ur so not a vegetarian

Skate: I like meh meat ..

Ugh got disconnected will wright more later

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So we cudnt go home Bcuz da buses were gone and diss happened

Skate- I am todally digging jello rite now …

Phila- Read my mind … phsycho

lizz- Ditto we shud todally get some

Peace- jello this time of nite???

Phila- Do u not no me???

Skate- Im gonna go get the guys

walks to the guys door rite nxt door …. meh nocks

Skate- Hey com on were gonna get some jello

No answer ..

Skate- cum on

door opens

Skate O.O

gos into livin room … Da guys were in there skibbys and high on Mt.Dew

Skate- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smiles wakes up- Whoaaaaaa …

Blaze- What was that???

Skate- I CANT LOOK AT U AGAIN !!!!!

guys notice im there

Smiles blaze and meh- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace phila and lizz walk in O.O

Phila ducks and hides

Lizz starts cryin from the smell

Peace has mouth wide open

Skate~ Lol peace it looks lk ur trying to taste the air (coughs)

Phila~Wdf did u guys do in here???

Blaze~ Soda

Smiles~ Popcorn …. sugar high

peace rolls her eyes

Lizz~ i need to puke ….

Skate~ EW… Bathroom smells worst …

So we alll get up leave before the maid shows up and just chill at meh house. Me is gettin a Sh*t load of txts and then one pops up about a dance one of my bffs

Bff~ Hey What dose youre dress look lk for the dance

Skate~ What dance???!!??

Bff~ You Forgot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH

Skate~ Oh well well skip it

Bff~ I ALREADY BOUGHT MY DRESS

Skate~ Well im hanging out with friends for like idk how long but id want to ditch on them

Bff~ You dont hav to they can come

Skate~ Mabe ( meh finaly stops txtin)

Skate~ You guys wanna go to my schools dance??

Everyboudy~ WHAT???

Skate~ it wasnt a hard question ….

Philla~ Sure ill go …. i wanna c how much trouble ill get into

Lizz~ We dont even hav dresses

Skate~ we can buy some

Lizz~ with what money

Skate~ my money

Phila~ It works who cares??

Peace~ Im up for it

Skate~ Guys??

Mr.Smiles~ Fine ..

Blaze~ Sure …..

So we all go to the mall

Blaze~ Do we have to wear suites and stuff???

Skate~ Yeah

Mr.smiles~UGH

Skate~ Every guy looks good in a suit

We get in the dress formal store or whatever it is

Everyone starts pickin out dresses and suits and stuff

Meh~

Phila~

Lizz~

Peace~ It took FOREVER to find the right one for you ugh  Sorry this was lk the closest one to you tht i could find .. So it kinda looks under dressed but thats ok I always am. OH and sorry guys i even cudnt find the perfect one for peace .P lust imagain this in a tux lol

Its so l8 i gtg to bed ors im going to fall asleep rite here sorryyyyyyy

Ok meh is back

Peace~ So when is the dance????

Skate~ uhhh … let me check ( starts txtin)

Skate~ So whens the dance??

Bff~ You cant remember anything can you??
Skate~ JUst tell me

Bff~ Its this friday

Skate~k

Stops txtin

Skate~ What day of the week is it???

Phila~ thursday

Skate~ O.O dance is tommarow

lizz~ WHAT??!!??

Skate~ Stop freakin out

OK so day passes everyone is ready for dance. We get in a black hummer limo

Blaze~ Nice ride

Skate~ A guy ows me

Smiles~ How??

Skate~ Teehee long story …

everyone gets lk dis O.O

We poll up to school. Goes to dance

Sees a guy

Skate~ HIDE ME!!!

Peace~ Why?? Whats wrong????

Skate- just please hide me!!

Phila- i could hurt him for you??

Skate- sure idc

Phila- Who is he??

Points

Phila -why are you hiding from him. He ish cute

Skate- old ex please go kill him

Phila goes over to guy  …. starts talking. Phila points me out

Skate- DAMET PHILA

counceler looks at me

Skate-I blame it on global warming

counceler rolls eyes

Skate- Blaze hide me

Blaze- why??

Skate- Cuz of tht guy .Points him out.

Blaze- Whats wrong with him??

Skate- Please hide me ….

Blaze goes over to talk to guy

Skate- YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!

peace smiles and lizz goes talks to guy

Skate- embarracing ….

Guy comes over to me

Skate- What tyler??

Tyler- why are you so freaked out??

Skate- id want yyou to be here tyler … just go away. You dont even go to this school!!

Tyler- My girlfriend invited me!

Skate- :O well why dont you just go hang out with her then screw this shit even more!!

Counceler looks at me

Skate- I SWEAR ITS GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Tyler- Fine i will and i wont be alone on the dance floor!!

Skate- BE THAT WAY!! IDC!!

Bff walks over

Bff- Hey … btw brad is here

Skate- ik tht everyone is here EVERYONE

Bff-Even britney spears???

Skate- Umm … omg yh shes rite there

Both of us :O

Skate- this is so screwd up

Brad walks over

Skate- hey ….

Brad- Hey

Bff- Hi bradley

Phila Runs over here

Phila- Hi oh who are you???? .phila fixes her hair and everything.

Brad- Its brad

Blaze walks over

Brad- Sup

Blaze- Hey

Lizz- walks over

Lizz- Hi

Brad- Omg you no way to many ppl

Skate- lol you do to

Brad- Well …

Skate sees twi

Skate- OMG LIZ LOOK!!

Twi sees lizz. lizz sess twi … they run hug and all the crap

Skate- Now everyones happy……. kinda

Phila- Im gona go get a drink anyone want one??

everyone- no stank you

Brad- So who r you here with???

Skate- noboudy ..

Brad- Wow you came here with no guy in that dress??

Skate- lol i gess i only knew about it lk 2 days ago

Dj says- Slow dance time

Skate- So who are you here with??

Brad- Noboudy ..

Bff mouths to brad- ASK HER TO DANCE????

Brad- umm .. so .. uh wanna dance??

Skate- uh … er .. sure

ok so twi and lizz are dancin together. Peace and Mr.smiles. And blaze and phila go find diffrent ppl cus they not together (yet lol).

Thats all i got for right now lol

Mk i think me gots more ideas

So were dancing and everything. So Team (aka jackass) shows up

Skate- Shit!!! shit … shitttt ….

Brad- Im not that bad of a dancer

Skate- Oh not you … him

Brad- What he do??

Skate- Hide me … SIT AND STAY

Brad- uhh oh  … k

Team notices Peace

Peace- Hey team

Team- Hey .. do u know where skate is??
Peace- she was over there

Team- k …

Team walks over to where meh was hidin … he sees meh

Skate- GOD DAMET PEACE

Counceler looks over

skate- IM NOT THE GREATEST KID EVER OK???

Brad- Want me to go talk to him

Skate- id think my parents want a law suit

Brad- O Ya .. remember the last one ..

Skate- Yah … good times

Team- Do you forgive me??? yet???

Skate- No go away

Team- You just dont want to believe me

Skate- Ya i dont want to believe you

Team- I told you what happened

Skate- Well what happened was a lie

Team- It WASNT a  lie

Skate- Im sick of it GO AWAY

Counceler- Im gonna have to asscorded you out of the dance

Skate- FUCK YOU!!! YOU OWE ME A CLOWN BODY!!!

Everyone hears what i said ..

Skate- Oh shit …

counceler backs off

Skate- it worked ….

Philla- ROFL lol why??? no how??? lol

Skate- idk yet ..

Peace- OMG LOL ROFL I HAVENT DONE THAT YET ( btw i hav done that before)

Skate- WHOA ..

Everyone sees mr.smiles yellin at my prnicaple ‘

Skate- My friends just cant be good

Peace- They learned it from you

philla- meh  is gonna go take a nap in the punch

Skate- AWESOME im gonna start a food fight

Throws jello at blaze …. hides ……

Blaze throws mash potatoes at phila (ikr potatoes at a dance)

Philla goes dreaded bunny

AHHH!!! ok me is bored i will add more later

Sooooo .. me is back STORY WRIGHTING TIME!!!

Skate- Awwwweee shit …

Peace- omg .. phila

phila throws punch at mr.smiles

Skate- Why dose he get to have punch?????

Phila- RAWRRRR!!!

skate- OMG HIDE!!!

Blaze- uhhhh … right after you

Brad- YOURE FRIEND IS FUCKING CRAZY( sorry for cussing)

Skate- Apperantly you dont know me

Mexican orange passes right by my head

Blaze- WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE MEXICAN ORANGES HERE???

Skate- No questions ….

Phila throws a table across room

Mr.smiles- How dose phila do that???

Skate- NO QUESTIONS ok?????

mr.smiles and blaze- agreed …

Skate- well only way to make this fun

Throws pinapple at phila

Phila throws chair at me

Skate- Hey … no fair lol

Mr.smiles- how about we just ditch???

Skate- shes in the state of the dreaded bunny

Mr.smiles- and???

Skate- SHE WOULD MOST LIKLY KILL US TOMMAROW

Everyone- true ….

Peace- well … (throws Pie at mr. Smiles)

Smiley glares back

Peace smiles back sweetly (Told you i would put it in)

Skate- Oh she means welll lol

Brad- Youre friends are crazy ……

Skate- LOOK AT YOURES!!!!

Brad- Oh yh … youre right

Meh throws watermelon at Aliky ( lol its a guys nickname at my school )

Aliky- Fuck you!!!

Skate- Go to hell!!

Aliky- Bring it

Skate- *&(&#$$@$$  $@$$$$  $@$**%%%### 7533((%##

Everyone- Wtf??

Blaze- How the hell did you learn that???

Skate- like any other words ..

Peace- HALF OF THOSE WERENT EVEN CUSS WORDS

Mr.Smiles- WHoa ..

K so im getting bored with the dance thing so ill just skip to the end

Skate- SOOO ….

Brad – Want some popcorn???

Skate- After what just happened >throws popcorn at phila<

Phila- Thanz skate i still have mash potatoes in my hair

Skate Throws more – to badd!!! lol

Phila- RAWRR

Blaze- ITS JUST POPCORN

Skate dumps popcorn on blaze

Skate- HaHa

Blaze- Youre so dead …

Skate- Its just popcorn …. lol

Blaze jacks meh skatebord

Skate- Youre Dead!!!!!

Skate graves bord … pushes blaze in creek

Blaze graves meh ankle and pulls me in creek

Skate- Dont make me snap in a Z formation …( lol ikr)

Blaze- Snap away

Skate- lol shh … im gonna get phila

Blaze- lol you can try

Skate pulls phila into river

Blaze and skate- Rofl

Phila turns into dreaded bunny again

Skate and blaze- Awwweee  Shit …

Graves mr.smiles … pushes him at phila

Mr.smiles- Hey wait what/?? AHHH

Blaze- uhhh … uhh .pulls brad into creek.

Brad- Wtf are you doing??? :O crazy person ….

ok im done typing for now lol will put some on l8r

Ok so this happened in real life the past few days~

First Story

So i was baby sitting and this little kid looks at me and says

Lil’ kid- What are those???

Me- Umm your mommy will tell you later …

Friend- Yah youll learn that in human growth and develipment

i was like O.O OMG DID U JUST SAY THAT

Lil’ kid – Dosent that start H.I.V???

lol isnt that hilarious>????

Second Story

So i had a small crush on my bffs bothers friend and i saw him again … even the 1st time a met him he was a lit’ nerdy … NOT NOW … so he shows up with long skater hair baggy jeans W/ like a plad shirt and white tank under AND chick glasses ( sunglasses that dont really hav a rim) and now he likes me to ..

Me- Hey

Him_ Wats up??

Me- Drama global warming friends and skating u??

Him – Umm well nothing much i guess …

Then all of da sudden he touches my butt … Me thinking WTH WTH WTH WTF WTF WTF ( i know blaze they werent random 8th graders i didnt want you to go on a killing spree)

So what i did was lock him in a porto potty and tip it … ik its mean but what cud have i done … PSHHH ok well i dont really have anymore ideas right now but it was just a hilarious week had to tell you Nite nite

OK so apperently im so un-cool i get ditched by kanye AND peace, also a newb disses me cus i skate … worsed night ever. Ok then peace and kanye go to a place where it just shows up blank where u try to find them, and that was irratating as hell. ok so this is what happened~

I start yelling at the lizards in tangle vinejungle also beating them w/ a bat, then yelling at newbs and then yelling about team, then yelling about how peace and kanye ditched me (btw not to happy ’bout that?, btw what were u guys doing ?? am i just no fun anymore or what??) apperently im out of style or weird or somthing or or idk but apperently im not that much whatever it was before now … if that makes sence ……… idk read again … ok yah it dose just read it 2 if not TO BAD SUCKER cus i had to suck it up tonight …. i think i need more friends or somthing … Woopdy doo what a wonderfull nite …

Ok so lk the past week ive been snowbording lk everyday (kinda near a mt.) So i was ridding with a couple of kids that i didnt know that much. But one of them was one of tylers friends, small world right? So he was like all bein a reatard and stuff. So on and on but in the end he tried to put his arm around my shoulder i flipped him lk a pancake down the hill, cuz he deserved it obviously, well he wasnt done yet … He tried to hug me i hit him w/ my bord, he helped me stand up i gave him a bloody nose. It was lk he couldnt take a clue, finally i told him i knew tyler and i think hes a ^*#@+! . He told me that he thought the same thing, realizing tha he might not be a bad guy a gave him a hug. The next day (today) I hurd him talking to tyler on the phone about tryin to get some from me. I threw his phone at a tree and he was in his boxers for 2 hours with snow outside got what he deserved lol

So me and my friends were hanging out today and well ill just put the characters as u guys <D

Peace~  Lets go to the park .. I saw a cute guy there

Mwahh~ Lmao, wow k lets go

we meet up with lizz phil skater smiles juju

Lizz~ oh those guys r .. nice

Mwah~ id rather see them at the skate park ..

Peace~ well there not that bad ..

Smiles~ OMG POPPSICLES!! GEMM MEE!!! i need my pop~si~clllllee

Mwah~ do u even hav money?

Smiles~ NO GEM ME POPSICLE ..

Juju~ uhh ok ..

Kprask~ Exactly ..

Skater~ I feal lk i need a hot dog ..

Mwah~ Ok  … im not buying ..

We see all the guys Mr.smiles blaze dizzabug and just a whole lot of crazy ppl ..

I really dont wat to type this anyore lol ok bye